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Jun 8, 2011
@ 6:46 pm
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Tyrant Lizard King.

So I’m in my house playing GameCube, and I decide to go outside. I’m about to open my door, and I see that there is a Tyrannosaurus Rex in the street staring at me. I go to the living room and tell my dad about it. He says “Don’t worry about that, just stay inside for a few minutes, your mom made lemon-meringue pie.” So I went to go get some. It was delicious. When I went back to the door, the T-Rex was still pacing around, looking in my window. I yelled “I’m not going out there!”. And then I woke up…