The DreamZone

Field trip.

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 03:22:28 -0400

I was in speech class, but not the one I actually have. Katherine Hill, Grant Eddins and Steven Pollard were in it, so was Mia Deleon, and I was in speech class, but not the one I actually have. Katherine, Grant and Steven were in it, so was Mia, and the room and teacher were different. The first day in class, my last name wasn’t Nelson like it normally is. It was some Hispanic name that started with an I. I could never remember it and I thought I had no last name. The next day in class, we were split into two groups: half special ed. and half regular students. The regular students and I went on a field trip, but we actually just walked across some streets to the teachers house and sat in the front yard by a 2’ chain fence. The teacher went inside for a minute and every student ran off into the neighborhood except me and Katherine. The teacher came outside again and looked very angry and surprised and said “I need to fix you kids.” Kat and I were like “…Allright.” and waited for him to come back out. We just sat and talked and about fifteen minutes later I saw the teacher about to come outside. I went inside. I saw the teacher and three men walking about the house. The three men were priests, but they had glazed eyes and were carrying around gas cans on their back that were hooked up to their bodies in strange ways. I said “Excuse me gentlemen, we’re ready to start class again when you are.” They all looked at me at once, then turned and left the room.They walked in a line and panted and made strange noises. I got really scared because I remembered that these strange things are here to “fix us”. As I realized this, Katherine came to the door and asked what was going on. I barred here from entering but couldn’t speak. I finally told her “We have to go… Run.” She seemed confused but then she saw the priests and we sprinted away as they turned their backs. We ran really fast for a while down one street and turned into a park as soon as we could. We sprinted through the park and found grant. We told him the entire story of what just happened. Then we all decided to just go back to school for the day, which was now only a hundred or so yards way through the park. Grant pointed out “we can’t go though.” and pointed out three pit-bulls standing about fifteen feet from us. I tried to walk past but they inched closer and flared their teeth. One of them charged, Grant and Katherine backed up, but I kicked the shit out of it’s face and all the pit-bulls ran. Grant, kat and I went to school but grant and I found our bikes on the grass outside and decided to skip. We rode our bikes around the park and found that there were so ponds that were flooded. We rode to one pond. Jonathan corosco and steven were there hanging out. We all pounded it in greeting. They told us that we should catch the koi that were visibly swimming around in the pond. We were like “Yea! Let’s do it!” but we couldn’t at the time so we got back on our bikes. But instead of being back on our bikes, it had flooded and we were all swimming. There were lots of fish in the water, including lots of harmless jellyfish. It was a good swim session so we swam for a while cracking jokes and playing around and what not. We found Matt hanging out with some
other people. He was picking up the jellyfish and inflating them like balloons with his mouth. I picked up a jellyfish so I could try to inflate one. And then I woke up…

Suburban jump.

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 03:21:11 -0400

I was at either dinner or a movie with jerry steven matt and Grant. We were finished and steven wanted to go to another movie but we talked him out of it because we didn’ feel like seeing another movie. We left to go hang out with some people and saw an annoying friend of ours in the street on the way, we u-turned because we didn’t want to hang out with him. We were just driving around and we drove down this trail, talking about how someone hiked it once or something, which apparently was a big deal. The trail was an open grass chasm that sloped down with a forest on either side. We started picking up speed. We went over some small bumps and the strong wind kept us off the ground for multiple seconds each jump, gliding We came to a giant canyon perpendicular to the chasm we were driving and went off a hill right before the steep wall drop. The canyon was a good mile long and several thousand feet deep and there were rivers and beautiful forest in it, as we made the jump floating on wind, we flew between a group of sky divers in orange suits, professionals, practicing. We were in the air for over a minute stoked as fuck and yelling, then we landed on the other side of the canyon. We met the skydiver filmer who says he got our jump on tape, we explain that we have never done anything like that before. He gets out the camera to show us the video. And then I woke up…

My band was playing a show at our guitarist’s girlfriend’s house when her parents were...

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 15:21:59 -0400

My band was playing a show at our guitarist’s girlfriend’s house when her parents were out of town. After we played, the one and only blink 182 played after us! After their set, I was talking to Tom outside for a good while and then we took a picture together, but for some reason he looked like an astronaught in the pictures, it as weird, so I asked him if we could take another one. He and I had a long conversation about music while we were listening to my Set Your Goals vinyl, it was an awesome moment! I told him to start a record label and then he said that he would sign us and then I gave him my band’s shirt. And then I woke up… pissed!

Tyrant Lizard King.

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 18:46:29 -0400

So I’m in my house playing GameCube, and I decide to go outside. I’m about to open my door, and I see that there is a Tyrannosaurus Rex in the street staring at me. I go to the living room and tell my dad about it. He says “Don’t worry about that, just stay inside for a few minutes, your mom made lemon-meringue pie.” So I went to go get some. It was delicious. When I went back to the door, the T-Rex was still pacing around, looking in my window. I yelled “I’m not going out there!”. And then I woke up…

Pauly Shore is back.

Mon, 23 May 2011 10:15:17 -0400

Grant, Zach Cazalas, Jerry, John and I were sitting at a big table when someone came up with the great idea to go to a concert at the White Rabbit in San Antonio. We were on our way but not the right way, we were on the causeway heading to the island when all of a sudden, we had to get out and ride our bikes because the traffic was too bad to drive. The island was really rundown and beat up. When we got to the White Rabbit we were chaining up our bikes on the bike rack when suddenly Pauly Shore picked me up and then we ended up inside a hospital. I walked around by myself for a long time looking for the restroom and when I finally found it, it was packed with so many kids! Then I realized I was gonna be late for the concert so I started running but I couldn’t find my phone so I was freaking out, I started heading back to the bathroom because I knew I left it in there. And then I woke up..

Dreamtrance.

Thu, 12 May 2011 17:43:04 -0400

I had a dream last night that I was at apple bees with my family and they gave us free food for no reason, it was awesome . Then I was on the beach at a Bon fire and a bunch of hot babes came up to me and we started grinding, I know all the girls they go to my school, it wasn’t creepy, then I was gettin broken off hard. Then a cop came up and was like “I thought I told you not to do that!” Then I woke up..,

Dreamcycle.

Mon, 09 May 2011 21:35:57 -0400

I was stuck at the farthest point away from my house, on the other side of town, with just my bike. I started riding through the industrial district and refineries. Eventually I got to a train station. My dad was there hanging out with some friends. I told him I’d see him when I got home. I kept riding home through neighborhoods. At a point, I got to a street that I recognized, Yorktown. Its a street pretty close to my house. It got dark outside, and instead of a regular street and sidewalk, Yorktown was a flaming, volcanic rock trail with flowing magma. I started riding my bike down it. About half way down, I saw a tank coming up the trail from behind me and I stopped to look at it. It was shooting flaming dodge-balls as it drove. I wanted to see it hit a street sign with a dodge-ball so I motioned it to turn around when it passed me. The tank turned around and aimed the cannon at me. I got off my bike and asked why. The driver replied: “You think you’re so cool because you’re John Nelson and you’re the kicker.” to which I replied: “I’m not even a kicker anymore.” The driver told me “Oh, we’re cool then.” Then the tank shot a flaming dodge-ball at the street sign and it exploded into several small flaming dodge-balls. The tank drove off. As I was getting off my bike, I realized I left some things on the ground that I had to take home. There was a folder, a pancake, a slice of breakfast ham, and scrambled eggs. I piled the items on top of one another and got back on my bike. And then I woke up…

Wicked Fish.

Sun, 08 May 2011 19:04:53 -0400

So it all started with me and my dad walking across a long bridge and while we were walking we decided to go fishing. We walked down the pier and casted out our lines, somehow I fell in, and then my dad helped me up and we walked further down the pier to cast out again. I had a fly-fishing rod and I didn’t know how to throw it, so my dad threw it for me and then I grabbed it. Not too long after I felt a tug in my line. I pulled back on the rod to set the hook and since it was a fly-fishing rod, I didn’t know how to reel it in, people jumped in to help me bring in the fish. But somehow a car came out of the water and started swurving towards me. The driver said “look in the trunk, your fish is in there.” When I saw the fish, one thought came to mind “where is Cody?” I went back to the beginning of the pier and asked him to come check out the fish. He came over and unhooked it and try to explain to me how the number of gills on the fish makes it harmless. I believed him, so I picked it up and it bit my arm! So I slammed it against the ground and its face fell off, but it didn’t let go, I slammed it again and it finally released my arm but only because it was dead. The second time I slammed it, its body was split open and bullets came out of its stomach. Cody told me that’s normal because fish eat bullets. And then I woke up…